Hello, my name is Carlo, brown hair, not going bald at all (in fact, I have an abundance of hair) but a little grey, 6″3, 190lbs, rocks for hands, knives for feet. I am a former champion Karate and freestyle fighter, what more can I say that isn’t boring? I can most definitely kill you in seconds. Seriously…
I am a professional anarchist/businessman and entrepreneur. I used to live in the north of Ireland then moved to England, now I live in Canada. I was considering calling this page “Aboooooot Me” but you know what, that’s South Park and I’ve really only heard it once since I’ve been here (even though that was hilarious). I’m trying to work out the logistics of getting married to my woman and in the meantime trying to become a landed immigrant in Canada. I’m now married as of May 17th 2009 and a permanent resident of Canada as of February 2010.
Professional background
I’ve worked as a software engineer before most things then swiftly into online gaming as a developer/tech person before moving to the marketing side. I’ve had millions of dollars for budgets and have consulted on many aspects of e-commerce including the financial aspect of setting up business, usability of the web site, backend implementation, SEO/SEM strategy and the marketing of the final product. Furthermore, I’ve had a lot of experience in segmenting user data, building profiles and collecting details on customers to enhance marketing. Feel free to contact me to discuss, there are many facets of e-commerce and online gaming business development that I have been exposed to and can work on.
I like music a lot
I have a billion tunes from my CD collection in iTunes. I own a 60 Gigawatt iPod which I’m stoked on, I have about 600 CD Albums in there. I now own a 16GB iPhone and a 16GB iPod Nano.
I also plan to redistribute some of these 60 Gigawatts to make a flux capacitor. I will attach this to my DeLorean and of course travel back/forward in time when I hit 88mph…
This of course all depends on whether I can get some Plutonium from the Lybians.
On a more serious note and again talking about music, my first record was a BBC 7″ Vinyl of Keith Harris and Orville’s “I wish I could fly…“.
A thieving Liverpudlian/scouse bastard stole ALL my music one day in ~1997/98. It was a sad, sad day – it was then that I became an assassin for hire, fueled by my hatred for humanity (see top part about being a ninja).
Music I am listening to now
Ok, be prepared. I am NOT normal, so if you REALLY wanna see what I listen to then click on the link below.
Visit Last.FM an you’ll find me there. I no longer scrobble.