About me

Hello, my name is Carlo, brown hair, not going bald at all (in fact, I have an abundance of hair) but a little grey, 6″3, 190lbs, rocks for hands, knives for feet. I am a former champion Karate and freestyle fighter, what more can I say that isn’t boring? I can most definitely kill you in seconds.

I am a professional anarchist/businessman and entrepreneur. I used to live in the north of Ireland then moved to England, now I live in Canada. I was considering calling this page “Aboooooot Me” but you know what, that’s South Park and I’ve really only heard it once since I’ve been here but that was hilarious. I’m trying to work out the logistics of getting married to my woman and in the meantime trying to become a landed immigrant in Canada.

Professional background

I’ve worked in online gaming as a tech person before moving to the marketing side. I’ve had millions of dollars for budgets and have consulted on many aspects of e-commerce including usability of the web site, backend implementation, SEO/SEM strategy and the marketing of the final product. Furthermore, I’ve had a lot of experience in segmenting user data and collecting details on customers to enhance marketing. Feel free to contact me to discuss, there are many facets of e-commerce and online gaming business development that I have been exposed to and can work on.

I like music a lot

I have a billion tunes from my CD collection in iTunes. I own a 60 Gigawatt iPod which I’m stoked on, I have about 600 CD Albums in there. I now own a 16GB iPhone.

I also plan to redistribute some of these 60 Gigawatts to make a flux capacitor. I will attach this to my DeLorean and of course travel back/forward in time when I hit 88mph…

This of course all depends on whether I can get some Plutonium from the Lybians.

On a more serious note and again talking about music, my first record was a BBC 7″ Vinyl of Keith Harris and Orville’s “I wish I could fly…“.

Some thieving Liverpudlian, scouse bastard stole ALL my fucking music one day about 7 years ago. It was a sad, sad day – it was then that I became an assassin for hire, fueled by my hatred for humanity.

Music I am listening to now

Ok, be prepared. I am NOT normal, so if you REALLY wanna see what I listen to then click on the link below.

Visit Last.FM an you’ll find me there.

It aint rocket science yo!

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