Posts filed under Btard

September 29, 2008

fermion humour

Why do neutrons have no charge when they order a beer?
A neutrino complained to fair trade about the neutron having no charge for beers. the fair trade unit who were investigating the incident asked if it was true and he said he was positive.

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September 25, 2008

AQ Punches Edit

AQ Punches Edit – ouch!
The worst thing about getting punched in the face is when you don’t see it coming. Most of these guys, you can see them squint and prepare for it. Others seem unaware, and I don’t mean blissfully unaware because how can a resulting punch in the face be blissful?

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September 10, 2008

YouTube WTF?!

What the hell is this doing on YouTube? I was searching for Russel Brand’s MTV VMA rant and saw this.
Needless to say YouTube removed this video (and the Russel Brand vdeo).

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April 12, 2008

Michael Bay Vs Uwe Boll

Michael Bay did screw up Transformers I’m sorry. I hope he doesn’t do the same with the sequel… On Michael Bay’s website he was asked if he cared about Boll’s comments and he replied on a thread entitled “Being Called a “Fucking Retard” by Uwe Boll”.
Michael,
We all know that you’ve never been somebody to shy [...]

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March 17, 2008

Nutrisystem

My mothly diet turned up today. I am almost 225llbs and my target weight is light heavyweight at 205llbs. I’m in no rush as I am far from obese or unfit.  It’s strictly a personal goal, to stop being a big hitter and move down to a fast version. Carlo2.0.

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January 24, 2008

Super Size Me in 30 minutes!

Funny video documenting a young lad’s obsession with and destruction of burgers! Here is the entire post, you kinda NEED the entire story too.

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