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Google blog posts cache

Carlo — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:25:55 +0000

If you’re like me and you don’t like the fact that Google has an old cache of your site or pages and you’re running a blog then you do have options.

Nowadays people are churning out content and trying to remain in top position for their selected category or niche and it’s getting harder and harder to write unique content, so coming up with an idea on what the hell to blog about is actually really hard.

Now back to the matter at hand. Many of my pages in Google’s cache are displaying the error when some bastards tried to hack my site:

As you can see this is appearing in the ‘btard’ category. It is a dumb category, and meaningless I know but it was a test term that this whole site was based around way back. I have some work to do.

So you, like me have a (WordPress) blog and you have a cached listing that you want to update so why not make a post (like this one) and check that box relevant to the category (and search result page) and hope that your pinger tells google that you want a refresh on that cache.

Well, that will work. That image above was snapped on “2010-03-13 at 9.18.53 AM” (the image name is “Screen shot 2010-03-13 at 9.18.53 AM.png”). We’ll see how long it takes to fix the cache.

I’ll follow up with other ways to update cached listings.

fermion humour

Carlo — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:54:16 +0000

Why do neutrons have no charge when they order a beer?

A neutrino complained to fair trade about the neutron having no charge for beers. the fair trade unit who were investigating the incident asked if it was true and he said he was positive.

AQ Punches Edit

Carlo — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:15:58 +0000

AQ Punches Edit – ouch!

The worst thing about getting punched in the face is when you don’t see it coming. Most of these guys, you can see them squint and prepare for it. Others seem unaware, and I don’t mean blissfully unaware because how can a resulting punch in the face be blissful?

YouTube WTF?!

Carlo — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:37:49 +0000

What the hell is this doing on YouTube? I was searching for Russel Brand’s MTV VMA rant and saw this.

YouTube has pron

Needless to say YouTube removed this video (and the Russel Brand vdeo).

Michael Bay Vs Uwe Boll

Carlo — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:49:20 +0000

Michael Bay did screw up Transformers I’m sorry. I hope he doesn’t do the same with the sequel… On Michael Bay’s website he was asked if he cared about Boll’s comments and he replied on a thread entitled “Being Called a “Fucking Retard” by Uwe Boll”.

Michael,

We all know that you’ve never been somebody to shy away from saying what you think. I applaud that. Most in Hollywood lack the balls to do that. With that said, I’m curious about your thoughts on and feelings about being called a, quote, “fucking retard” by self-proclaimed filmmaker Uwe Boll.

JamesWalker

This is Michael Bay’s website. What would you expect him to say? Would you expect him to reply and if he cared would he write this?

Re: Being Called a “Fucking Retard” by Uwe Boll
I find people who rant like that – calling shit about both me, and George Clooney – comes from someone screaming because he is not being heard. He is obviously a sad being.

When you ask “do I care”? Not in the slightest.

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Nutrisystem

Carlo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:00:09 +0000

My mothly diet turned up today. I am almost 225llbs and my target weight is light heavyweight at 205llbs. I’m in no rush as I am far from obese or unfit.Â It’s strictly a personal goal, to stop being a big hitter and move down to a fast version. Carlo2.0.

Super Size Me in 30 minutes!

Carlo — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:33:43 +0000

Funny video documenting a young lad’s obsession with and destruction of burgers! Here is the entire post, you kinda NEED the entire story too.

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How to use an office photocopier

Carlo — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:05:51 +0000

Genius:

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Top 10 Mr T Facts

Carlo — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 20:51:05 +0000

(Similar to the Chuck Norris Facts)

Mr T is the only person who can pronounce the exclamation mark.
Mr T drives on the right side of the road, no matter where in the world.
Mr T is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
~~Mr T is not black, the sun is just too afraid to shine on him.~~
Mr T took Mother Nature from behind, hence the Big Bang.
Mr T captured all 150 Pokemon. He keeps them in cages in his van.
Mr T once fell into a pool of lava and nearly drowned.
Mr T invented fools. Realizing his mistake, he invented pity.
Mr T doesn’t breath, he pities.
Chuck Norris round house kicked Mr.T, Chuck got owned “PWND!”

I need a replacement for #4, its a bit crap, anyone have any ideas? Which is your favourite?

Post a comment below, thanks!

Girlfriend’s website hacked :(

Carlo — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:36:02 +0000

See screenshots and help! It is in version 2.1 of WordPress (latest version). This is the warning dialog box that appears onLoad.

And this one is the actual page:

Don’t Gossip in the Office

Carlo — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:38:00 +0000

And here’s why, an animated gif explains in ways that words cannot:

Broken camera

Carlo — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:30:55 +0000

I am very annoyed to report that my third Casio Exilim has bitten the dust :(

First I had the slimline 3.2 megapixel spy cam, then I got the 7.2 megapixel . I broke this whiles skateboarding down a steep grass bank. I replaced that camera when I moved to Montreal in Sepetmber, 2005. I think I am going to have to get a new tech camera, I hear you can get a decent 10 megapixel yoke now! W00T!

We’ll see how it goes. Watch this space.

Wack UK TV

Carlo — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 22:05:35 +0000

Oh crap, “Blade II” (official movie site, I didn’t know they still maintained these) has just started on TV, I wanted to write a quick post about a UK TV show “Celebrity Big Brother“, I might watch this movie, even though I know it’s a bit of a stinker but you should know by now that I’m a Marvel geek so yes, I’ll be watching this movie now. Maybe I’ll write about “Celebrity Big Brother” later.

When they use the term celebrity, they really are using it very loosely. The only thing they have going for it is that one of my old school heroes is on the show. Dirk Benedict play Lieutenant Templeton “Faceman” Peck (AKA Face) on the A-Team. That show was dope but man is the guy a bore on TV! Apparently he cured himself of Prostate cancer with some weird macrobiotic diet. Nice one Dirk.

So remember, if you have a problem, and nobody else can help, maybe you can appear on “Celebrity Big Brother”.

WordPress upgrade to 2.1

Carlo — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:19:42 +0000

Today I upgraded to version 2.1 of WordPress. As I’m writing this I am deliberately making typos to see how the new in-built spell checker works with this. Also, it has a tab set at the top of the editor with a visual/code section. No longer do you have to pop the HTML window to edit or tweak the code or add new code.

PS. Just spellchecked, but I don’t see the point. I use FireFox and that already has that built in. I understand not everyone does, but meh, nonetheless.

Btarded again

Carlo — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:52:32 +0000

Being a btard is pretty much a social and an internet experiment. I have never needed to admit this, because I have told you (the readers) this all along.

My phenomenal beatboxing abilities obviously lend itself to btardedness, however, the power of the internet and managing to somewhat manipulate search engine page results (we call the SERPs in the business) is something that was running in the background.

I manipulated a lot of the scenarios that I wrote about on the internet just to rank for certain phrases or keywords. Btard being one of them. I started up a lens about btard, this was an experiment to use this framework to add to the relevance of the word in the engines, it had limited success, it wasn’t great. I don’t see how any of this is at all admittance for cheating you, I mean, some of the things I wrote about (braun handblender incident for example) were not staged. It’s up to you to wonder what was. I better get back to work on reading all my work emails after doing a full days work here. Fun times but I realize that I can’t wait to get back to normality in Canada. Ok, spellcheck and post! Ciao.

Dropping my ball

Carlo — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 22:56:53 +0000

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I don’t know who’s playing in the background. I thought it was Bad Brains but it isn’t. It’s still amazing, my main man Remdizzle doesn’t like it but that’s because it’s not Metallica or Megadeth, he doesn’t have the long whippy hair to back it up but he’s a metalhead of doom.

Tashmaster says: thats daft as hell
Tashmaster says: how do you find this shit?
Tashmaster says: dont tell me i dont wanna know
Carlo says: i dunno. its awesome, youtube is amazin.
Tashmaster says: hahah it is

Marvel Comics deleted my youtube video

Carlo — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:41:10 +0000

MoFo’s! I got an email from YouTube’s DMCA Complaints (copyright_counternotice@youtube.com) stating that:

This is to notify you that we have removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by Marvel Entertainment, Inc. claiming that this material is infringing:

Juggernaut Bitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XOqQApVho

Check the images:

The email.

The page where my video was :(

Marvel Entertainment Inc. are btards! I need permission exclusively from them for a video that they half made.

DHL suck

Carlo — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:33:07 +0000

Mother and grandmother sent me a holiday/christmas package containing presents for me and Alyssa. She sends it via DHL.

So I get the call at 8.46am from her (mother’s) mobile phone in a noisy public place shouting at me which was REALLY annoying because I was already thinking of how tired I was before the coffee rush kicked in.

Long story short, those btards at DHL couldn’t be bothered scrolling down on my frikking directory and calling us in our apartment. They said the delivery was “refused”‘, in reality, those mofo’s just didn’t bother scrolling on our directory and finding us. There was no buzzer code, so they stated that we refused delivery. Ass monkeys. Damn you DHL, you suck! Check the picture thumbnail for the lies they spin!!!

No more Macromedia

Carlo — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:51:22 +0000

We all knew Adobe’s Scalable Vector Graphics sucked so it was no surprise that the giant multi-media software company announced a planned acquisition of Macromedia in April, 2005. However, it was only today when looking at my new snowboard at nidecker.com that I realized Adobe made the switch.

I was actually talking to Alyssa on messenger and sent her the url of the board. Queue the conversation:

Alyssa says: i am not getting a pic from the link for the board
Carlo says: its the board at the top of the page.
Alyssa says: apparently i have to install Adobe to see it

Long story short, I didn’t realize Adobe was on the footer of the right-click flash menu ;)

Salem’s Lot

Carlo — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:56:26 +0000

Salem’s Lot (1979) (TV) – was without a doubt the best movie ever made. When I was around the age of 10 I was watching it with my uncle Mario, with soap drying on our faces, mimicking the undead faces of vampires. I imagine that was around 22 years ago and to this day, it’s still a great movie. I’ll stand by that choice even although Alyssa thinks it is trash, however, it’s one of those movies I can always joke about with her from now onwards. I think it’s funny anyway. I am going to eat now, watch the movie, bye.

Rowdy Rodder Piper

Carlo — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:27:15 +0000

Rowdy Rodder Piper diagnosed with lymphoma

Roddy Piper (the wrestler) hails from Glasgow, Scotland and you know damn right he’s a Celtic fan. Piper was born Roderick George Toombs in Winnipeg, Manitoba and is a Canadian with Scottish heritage, henge the Glaswegian alter-ego.
He’s famous for his quick wit and thus had his own segment on WWF known as the Piper’s Pit. He also applied this quick with a very dirty wrestling style and with trademark moves like the eye poke and the low blow and the sleeper as his finishing move, he quickly became a popular wrestler.

Kramer is a K-TARD

Carlo — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:16:21 +0000

What a crazy, crazy guy. You really have lost the plot! Are you going crazy or what? I mean, what the hell are you talking about? I am guessing that you really are lost somewhere and an alien has taken over your body. I know you read my blog like all the other famous people, so are you either:

talking to us whiteys or,
have you lost the frikkin plot altogether you silly, silly man freak?!?!?!?!

Dang, faith lost totally, now I am lost. You suck!

Go and see the whole video here.

TV B GONE

Carlo — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:39:04 +0000

Should I really be awake at 3.3Xam writing about useless gadgets? Answer: no. Anyway, this is an amazing little key chain sized trinket that would have the ability to relieve you of the need for universal remote controls in favour of a handy, one button off switch remote.

Imagine getting back at all those rednecks in the bars watching NFL games on a Monday night or getting your own back to the inconsiderate mofo’s in the office who keep the TV turned up too darned loudly during the day. You need “TV-B-GONE”. “TV-B-GONE” can end the suffering that the din of the stupid box provides in one simply click.

“TV-B-Gone” universal remote control turns off virtually any television! It’s the ultimate jammer tool for reclaiming public space. It works at airports, bars, offices. Any place that needs a break from the idiot box. Clarity of mind, one click at a time.

Point it at a TV set
Press the button (no need to hold the button down)
Keep pointing it at the TV until the TV turns off (which may take up to 69 seconds).

At CDN $25.00 (Shipping: CDN $5.00) can you afford not to own this? More information here.

Expensive PS3 on eBay

Carlo — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:49:08 +0000

Wow, they must have run out of PS3′s in the USA if they are selling them at this price! Kids today are spending a lot of money gaming on their consoles! Sony must be stoked!

Touch Generations Nintendo DS web browser

Carlo — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:09:21 +0000

The Sony PSP already comes with a browser. Nintendo could have incorporated this certainly with the lauch of the DS Lite if not with the original DS. Sony have always been pretty good with things like this, I don’t know why Nintendo are so stuck about it too with outsourcing this to TG which obviously affects the consumer and now they have to spend.

I am very disappointed with this. I don’t think this will be popular, why pay for a free browser and browse on a tiny screen when you can use other means that are free, more accessible and offer a better user experience. I am stoked on my PSP, no need for me to upgrade to the DS lite handheld console.

Touchgenerations.com for more, you’re not getting an easy link for pissing me off Nintendo :(

Funny sleeper

Carlo — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:48:45 +0000

1.44am, Alyssa’s first day at work today. People arguing outside, I wish I had my rifle. Alyssa just rolled over ans said “Thank you” then went back to sleep.

International jump snap competition

Carlo — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:53:14 +0000

If you can jump snap then you truly do rule.

Ricky Gervais on the Simpsons

Carlo — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:27:28 +0000

OK, so not only has Ricky made an appearance on Alias but our Ricky also found himself chilling alongside Homer, Marge and the kids on the Simpsons. Does this mean he’s a mega star now? Well, if his appearance on the show doesn’t do it, how about if he writes it?

In this episode his character appears very much David Brent-like. He moves in with Marge as the Simpson family takes part in an episode of Fox version of Wife Swap. Ricky’s a star, the Office is awesome and the US version sucks!

RSS_enclosure

Carlo — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:52:06 +0000

Can someone have a peek at rss_enclosure and let me know how I can use it? Thanks!

Ricky Gervais in Alias

Carlo — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:44:46 +0000

Ricky Gervais, British funny man from shows like “The Office” (the British version, not that shit American one) is in “Alias”. What the heck is he doing in this? I wonder if everyone on set were cracked up by Ricky? He is ridiculously hilarious.

OK, back to playing with techpop.net, I am so easily distracted.