Trapped Cicada #1, originally uploaded by b tard.

Our latest bug friend who dropped by tonight. These little buggers are responsible for the most annoying noise you will hear during the Costa rica summer.

Alyssa calls the glass “the kill jar” but to date, we have yet to kill anything. They are always released to the outside from where they came.

I received this email today and replied. It’s been a while since I baited one of these douchebags. I wonder if he’ll reply, perhaps if I showed more eagerness to get involved he will. He basically wants me to pay $95 and he will give me the $8 Million that I am not entitled to.

I will follow up with an email after a few days… Also, the email was sent to undisclosed-recipients so it must have been a BCC batch job. This is funny after watching MSNBC’s show on this type of crap!

I hope he refers to me as “Btard”.

Barry,
That is a shame that you are in Benin Republic as opposed to the Netherlands (where the email is from. I may actually flying to the Netherlands on April 2nd for a work conference.

Regards, Btard

On Wed, Mar 19, 2008 at 1:30 PM, barry.gab <barry.gab@orange.nl> wrote:

Dear friend,
It has been long we communicate last, am so sorry for the delay, i am talking of your cheque of ($800.000.00) that my boss asked me to mail to you as soon as you request for, but due to some minure issue you fails to respond at the aproprate time, and presently the cheque is with me here in BENIN REPUBLIC.

Though i had a new contact from a friend of mine who works with one the security company here in BENIN REPUBLIC that will assit you on delivery you your cheque at your door step with a cheeper rate, which the company said that it will cost you the sum of $95, so you have to register with them now.

Below is thier Contact information:
Name TOTAL SECURITY COMPANY
EMAIL. (totalsecourier@yahoo.fr)
DIRECTOR NAME ( Dr Sam Williams).
Telephone…….+229 939 270 66
Fax………….+229-930-09914.

Make sure you contact them as soon as possible, meanwhile i will go right away to the security company and submit your cheque with them, and i would like you contact them for more information and clearification with thier email address and phone numbers above. I will like to hear from you as soon as you recieved your cheque.

Thank you.
Barry John Danko

I kept it.

Cool camera tho, no?

• talking to us whiteys or,
• have you lost the frikkin plot altogether you silly, silly man freak?!?!?!?!

Dang, faith lost totally, now I am lost. You suck!

Go and see the whole video here.

This is quite guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud :)

Have I told you all lately that I love Youtube despite daddy G (google) now owning it? I’m not a huge fan of Google these days.

This friday at Yaletown brew pub I’ll be in my ninja suit. Word.

Friday, October 13 – 8pm
Yaletown Brewpub
1111 Mainland

[15:50] Omar: Can you send me a sample aff. url for new version of testing? I need to make sure something isn’t conflicting in analytics
[15:51] Carlo: k…. one src….
[15:51] Omar: thanks bro
[15:53] Carlo:
xxxxxxxxxxx Homepage: xxxxxxxxxxx.com/ats/10052/default.aspx
Sports Homepage: xxxxxxxxxxx.com/ats/10052/sportsbook/default.aspx
Horses Homepage: xxxxxxxxxxx.com/ats/10052/racebook/default.aspx
Casino Homepage: xxxxxxxxxxx.com/ats/10052/casino/default.aspx
Locker Room: .xxxxxxxxxxx.com/ats/10052/sports-betting/default.aspx
Join Page: xxxxxxxxxxx.com/ats/10052/join.aspx
[15:53] Carlo: BLAOW!
[15:53] Omar: prizzops
[15:53] Omar: that’s ‘props’ in ebonical
[15:54] Carlo: i know you dumbass.
[15:54] Omar: hahahahahaha
[15:54] Carlo: hahahaha
[15:54] Carlo: you mother.
[15:54] Carlo: hahaha, youre white.
[15:54] Carlo: i meant to say you white mother, cos i am black.
[15:54] Carlo: like tupac.
[15:55] Omar: i’m black
[15:55] Omar: you’re caucasian
[15:55] Omar: get it right.
[15:55] Carlo: oh and when i’m in the mood I get a triple esprizzle from starbizzle,.
[15:55] Carlo: i am the black manof europe. italians are classed black.
[15:55] Carlo: get it right.
[15:55] Omar: and go hyperizzle
[15:55] Carlo: youre not black.
[15:55] Omar: nope
[15:55] Carlo: i am
[15:55] Omar: Between me and U, I’m closer to being black
[15:55] Omar: Face it
[15:55] Carlo: 10100011100101101 = owned
[15:55] Carlo: P
[15:55] Carlo: W
[15:56] Carlo: N
[15:56] Carlo: E
[15:56] Carlo: D
[15:56] Omar: ?quit
[15:56] Carlo: /?
[15:56] Carlo: /h
[15:56] Carlo: /e
[15:56] Carlo: /l
[15:56] Carlo: /p
[15:56] Omar: cd..
[15:56] Carlo: /q
[15:56] Omar: cd carlo_is_dumb
[15:56] Carlo: cd Z:\
[15:56] Carlo: cd omar/is/a/homo
[15:56] Omar: find omar*
[15:56] Carlo: cd ..
[15:56] Carlo: cd ..
[15:56] Omar: RESULTS: Omar_Is_Black
[15:56] Carlo: del cool
[15:57] Carlo: dir
[15:57] Carlo: pwd – omar/
[15:57] Carlo: cd is
[15:57] Carlo: cd a
[15:57] Omar: fuck, my unix days are behind me
[15:57] Carlo: cd homo
[15:57] Carlo: pwd
[15:57] Carlo: omar/is/a/homo
[15:57] Carlo: n0000000000b
[15:57] Omar: windows > dos
[15:57] Omar: sn00b
[15:57] Omar: I R 1337
[15:57] Carlo: you suck.
[15:57] Carlo: u r not 1337
[15:57] Carlo: PWD
[15:58] Omar: I’m going to headbutt you.
[15:58] Carlo: omar/i/a/homo
[15:58] Carlo: shut it you terrorist
[15:58] Omar: A flying headbut
[15:58] Carlo: TERRORISTA
[15:58] Omar: From one side of office, to other
[15:58] Omar: *crack*
[15:58] Carlo: i am sending this to dan so he can blog it.
[15:58] Omar: lol
[15:58] Omar: do it!

Next step you need a test subject or object. Try using your finger for example, now that’s what I used. See images below for end result of the experiment. Alyssa now knows for a fact that I’m special.

cut finger bowl focus

cut finger wound focus

Now I can edit all those people who constantly annoy the hell out of me! I can hard set their name so thay can’t change it to “today I pee’d on my sneaks” or “I got a lovely bunch of coconuts”, or something equally meaningless and thus making them difficult to locate with a big instant messanger list of peeps.

To say that this is genius is an understatement :)

Sorry Mac users, this is only available to robots with no soul using Windows.

I just spent about 4 hours solid installing and tweaking this flipping blog theme…

I like it, I have lost a lot of my changes to the last one and I plan to tidy this one up a hella lot though :)

See, I am tech as hell. You just don’t understand me.

Sun burn included. I was playing golf in Stanley Park and I must have facing one direction because I have a gnarly sun burn conrer on my dome.

Fun though, good food after. Gotta have the King Crab next time.

He really is evil – he wont let me log in to comment on his fruity picture!!!

Fuckin btard!!! Not only that but he blogged a conversation I had with him, what a shit! Beware of Dan Nedelko, he is a secret “no shame” blogger! He also thinks he is indesctructible, he is no match for Carlo v2.0.

I picked this up off of a guy on the Vancouver Craigslist so technically it is not new. It’s a decent box. Good picture and the Shaw digital is kick ass and I have all the NHL Hockey games which is great.

It cost $500 which is $2500 less than the TV I ordered from sucky suck ass Future Shop. Also, its lacking the plasma-ness and the extra 6 inches in the diagonal. It’s only 26 inches. Girls will still like it though, it’s not that small.

I think that I’ll stop at getting a couch, an armchair or two and a coffee table. Then a few minor storage devices.

OK, back to watching “Angel” :) Or I might watch “Big Butt Brotha Lovers 5″, I don’t know what it’s about but it’s PPV so I have to pay for it, hrmmmmm. Alternatively “Charmed” is on or I could try to sleep as its after 2.30am.

Better get the Ikea.com hookup happening!

* I’ve moved in to this place – check the photos of the view from my new pad. It’s a pretty cool apartment and all I need to get now is a couch and a coffee table and some other nick nacks. Not a lot to go it’s pretty much done. I like the way there is a cinema in the building :) It also has it’s own gym and a movie room as well as a pool, hot tub, sauna/steam room, pool table, you name it. Not a bad pad at all.

I will put some photo’s on my flickr soon.

Luke and Han stole the Storm Trooper TK421′s uniform, you know, the one who disappeared from guarding the Millennium Falcon to help out the scanning crew, remember “TK421, why aren’t you at your post?“. Star Wars rules!

I found it specifically for the Homer Simpson “SMRT” sound clip :)

Word. I totally destroyed the Leafs in the everyday game of hockey. It’s great. Not only did I absolutely destroy Totonto 8-3 but I swept all three stars for Montreal in the process with Saku Koivu racking up a respectable four points from three goals and an assist.

Hrmmm, tonight NY Rangers decimated NY Islanders 5-1 with Jagr passing Jean Ratelle’s 34 year old NY Rangers single season points record. Spending 23 minutes on the ice, Jagr picked up four points from four assists helping Straka get all three for his hat trick.

Who cares. Huet’s on fire, clean sheet against NY Islanders last night which means the Habs are looking good for the playoffs with 4 wins out of the last 5 games (losing 3-1 @ NYI):)

3rd place in the Northeast Division and 8th in the Eastern Conference… Looking good…

The end :D

See. It’s easy to see why I miss my niggas…

Damn straight, you know that’s steady mobbin…
God damn, the bigger the cap the bigger the peelin.
And when dealin with the Lench Mob you gots to know, steady mobbin’ is not just the name of this jam, but a way of life.
Bound together by motherfuckers that’s known to break em off somethin, give it to me…

Photo courtesy of mister Wilbur.

Stay happy, have fun, you never know… things will be better in no time flat. That’s the idea anyway. We’ll see…

At least you can’t see my nads :)

I’ll take a billion photos (of course) and post them on my flickr later today or tomorrow.

That’s it, nothing more happening for now. Celtic are away to Dunfermline tomorrow most likely playing the same squad we put out againt Rangers at Ibrox last sunday with the possibility of Nakamura rejoining the midfield. Should be another win for us :)

Its -9C (check the weather), its snowing like crazy but hey, life is sweet even if it is a bit chilly…

I get a little bit carried away when I decide to let myself go and spend money in HMV. Check out the latest movies I have wasted my “hard” earned dollar on.

The 2 or 3 items for 30 bucks is a BIG attraction to me. It’s sometimes hard to find the third DVD though. I don’t buy many music titles at once, if I do this I don’t get a chance to listen to each CD.

Check what I got today, I had to get “the Karate Kid” soundtrack, obviously. “Kung Pow” is just a classic. I remember watching “Lost Highway” way back, independent movie theatre in Liverpool, it’s gone now. David Lynch, hrmmm… As Liverpool approaches the “City of Culture” in 2008 it seems to have lost a lot of its old culture, its quickly becoming a very modern, new city. I can’t wait to see it next time.

It’s Valentines Day eve… I am making preparations for Miss Jacobs. Must go.

I just added some new images on my Flickr. You have to have an account there to see some of the photo’s like the Prague stag trip etc.

There are some funny photos on there.