September 29, 2008

fermion humour

Why do neutrons have no charge when they order a beer?

A neutrino complained to fair trade about the neutron having no charge for beers. the fair trade unit who were investigating the incident asked if it was true and he said he was positive.

September 25, 2008

AQ Punches Edit

AQ Punches Edit - ouch!

The worst thing about getting punched in the face is when you don’t see it coming. Most of these guys, you can see them squint and prepare for it. Others seem unaware, and I don’t mean blissfully unaware because how can a resulting punch in the face be blissful?

September 24, 2008

Bela Lugosi as Dracula

September 29, 1930 - filming began on a movie that would produce one of the most iconic horror characters of all time. It brought to life the fictional character spawned from the ramblings of a drunk Irish man that captivated hypnotized the masses a legend. Bela Lugosi was the best on-screen Dracula - the first point of reference for quite a few that came after.

Bela Lugosi as Dracula

Bela Lugosi as Dracula

September 19, 2008

Darth Vader plays golf

Darth Vader Plays Golf

Jeez, what chance do you have when you slice your drive off the tee and have to contend with this?

September 11, 2008

Breakfast Television Mediocrity

If you could check all of the following:

  • you live in Vancouver, BC, Canada
  • you watch/watched Breakfast Television
  • you enjoyed Dave Garry, Simi Sara & Tash Chiu’s presentation
  • you are not impressed by the mediocre presentation by the new crew

Then please (i am begging here) sign this petition to let the powers that be know how lame the new show is and how bad an aidea it was to fire the former hosts. Ths petition has also been championed by Laila Yuile.

September 10, 2008

YouTube WTF?!

What the hell is this doing on YouTube? I was searching for Russel Brand’s MTV VMA rant and saw this.

YouTube has pron

YouTube has pron

Needless to say YouTube removed this video (and the Russel Brand vdeo).