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Absolutely John McCain

Carlo — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:19:12 +0000

I don’t know if I want to punch the ugly one, the other ugly one or the other one that isn’t all that ugly but she’s with the ugly one.

Wow, they removed the video. Lame! Nevermind here’s another copy.

This is embarrassing for the families of these women.

“I’m gonna go outside and get myself….
Absolutely John McCain”

Even this dude knows what’s up. Here is another response to the video (my personal favorite).

Simpsons Vs Family Guy

Carlo — Tue, 13 May 2008 07:37:52 +0000

Its Peter Griffin versus Homer Simpson.

Human Tetris

Carlo — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:28:14 +0000

I think this is perhaps the best video I’ve seen this week. I know it’s only Tuesday but it’s definitely going to be tough to beat. The music is excellent, make sure you have audio enabled.

American Idol tribute to Paula Abdul

Carlo — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:41:51 +0000

Nuff said.

Tom Cruise Scientology Video

Carlo — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:46:31 +0000

This is creepy… It’s a Tom Cruise Scientology Video – the guy makes little sense to me.

Friday’s Video

Carlo — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:56:40 +0000

Edit: I just realized that if you turn the volume up SUPER high you can here some dude talking about the devil and it sounds like Priestly Priest dude is on the phone to some devil worshiping mofo…

Three reasons why you should watch this youtube video:

Parliament Funkadelic playing in the background
Cool hairdo
Crack smoking insanity

Some quotes:

“The devil is a mother fucking liar, so you know I aint worried – BIATCH, stupid bitch, look at that, I’m provoking that, huh, I’m making motherfuckers just hate G-d more, I’m provoking that huh. Ha ha, you god damn devil worshipers you aint got no excuse”

Genius.

Blake said I should watch this

Carlo — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:47:02 +0000

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ – watch it mofos!

Funny bobble heads

Carlo — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:49:14 +0000

These videos are the funniest ever. This one is my personal fav.

Read a book…

Carlo — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:00:33 +0000

Read a book – or at least watch the video about why you should read a book. Wow, read a book got sh*t canned :(

Youtube removed it.

It’s not PC to call a little person a midget

Carlo — Wed, 16 May 2007 05:36:22 +0000

Even though I think I’m guilty of it, I don’t think it’s appropriate. Little people, they are not dwarves or midgets.

I think little people have been well represented in the medi, especially by the ever-loving Rolof family on TLC’s “Little People, Big World”. The Rolof family consists of three little people (mom, dad and one twin) and three regular sized kid, including a regular sized twin. You can see the Rolof family bios here.

There are a lot of talented little people out there. Take mini Britney performing in NYC for example. Then you have mini Michael Jackson, this guy can moonwalk WAY better than the original MJ! As well as this you have my new supehero Weng Weng. You should NEVER forget (or fuck with) Weng Weng. You can see him over there on the left. He truly is a great super hero and he’s WAY better than James Bond.

That’s all, just dropping some knowledge on you about little people. Be nice and don’t call them midgets

Win a date with Mirelly Taylor

Carlo — Wed, 16 May 2007 00:36:44 +0000

GoFish.com is running a pretty cool contest that allows you to win a date with celebrity and it’s not a bad prize – Mirelly Taylor, better known as Elena from “Kiss Me Again” or perhaps you’ve seen her “Numb3rs” as Lupe Sandoval. Emmy Award Winning Producer, Scott Sternberg, and Andrew Firestone from â€œThe Bachelorâ€ are also part of the show.

GoFish to help people get their videos out there on the internet and for these guys to be giving away a prize like this it’s a pretty big move. I’ve bookmarked GoFish and it’s right in there beside my YouTube link but I’m definitely not saying it’s like YouTube – check it out, they have free videos at GoFish.com and the viral aspect of this site is pretty cool. You know the formula, see a cool video and pass it along!

I’d like to see Weng Weng on GoFish’s win a date with a celebrity, however I think someone funny and not Pauly Shore would be cool on there too. I’ve seen one show where UFC heavyweight Tim Sylvia was the blind date you got to go out with. I am not so sure that was a good prize though :p

I think this is one for my girlfriend to get into. If this was on TV she’s definitely be tuning in!

Ralph is a unitard

Carlo — Mon, 14 May 2007 00:43:14 +0000

Simpsons, season 18 – episode 7.

weng weng rules

Carlo — Fri, 11 May 2007 17:39:51 +0000

The kid’s got skills but wait, he aint no kid he’s a fully grown 2″9 man! He’s a secret agent man! Go Weng Weng.

Shaking hands is fun

Carlo — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:09:17 +0000

Guitar Hero rules

Carlo — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:53:37 +0000

You have to concentrate so dang hard on this game. It’s just not for me, it’s fun but I can’t handle it. I am amazing at SOCOM but that’s obviously all about one side of the brain. I must be dead on the other because I just can’t play Guitar Hero for the life of me.

Check Engels, note the level of concentration, you’ll have to click to see the video, silly thing slows down my page loading times.

Crazy Mufti

Carlo — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 23:50:44 +0000

This is friday’s video of the day.

Education is freely available online. If you don’t know who or what a “Mufti” is check this, then view this video. How easy is it to be pro-Israel? Easy peazy Lemon Squeezee! Click the following to see more and stop Youtube from slowing down my home page loading!

Ridiculing a Korean Martial Art

Carlo — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:30:48 +0000

I will let the movie do the talking, I don’t need to. I commented on there (as nostatus). This is crazy, you gotta click here to see the video.

Beatboxing into Fridays Video

Carlo — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:03:17 +0000

This is dope AND it’s fridays video :)

How to use an office photocopier

Carlo — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:05:51 +0000

Genius:

Lemonade stand prank

Carlo — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 20:34:11 +0000

Do you really think this is funny?

Friday video

Carlo — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:24:05 +0000

Why would you do this? The only reason I can think of is for the millions of people that have seen this online who have pee’d themselves laughing then felt really damned sorry for this poor little boy. Really, really … Continue reading →

Jessica Simpsons Penis

Carlo — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:44:27 +0000

[ifilm 2814513 Jessica Simpson's Penis]

Jimmy Kimmel calls a salon as Jessica Simpson’s assistant and warns them about her penis. Her “not a penis is not allowed to be massaged”. Hilarious, thanks Erin.

Eddie Murphy makes me wanna party all the time

Carlo — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:11:10 +0000

Wow, Eddie Murphy made me want to post another Friday video. This video rocks! Especially when Rick James comes out, picks up the guitar and starts to give it some “Rick James Bitch!” love.

Unfortunately you can’t get this on Amazon but you can get these:

Friday vid, Consolidated Skateboards: is what it is

Carlo — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:11:07 +0000

I posted this on the Vancouver Skateboarding Coalition blog a while back but here it is again. Tribue to wee man Howard. I miss all my friends back in England. I wonder if they went to the skatepark tonight and drank a shitload of beers. That’s what I used to do and that’s why I used to always end up in ER.

[google 2961151606339153922 Consolidated: Is what it is]

Andy Dick on Jimmy Kimmel

Carlo — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 22:33:12 +0000

Does anyone have statistics for the number of celebrity guests who have been dragged off a talk show by the host?

Today we’ll be going K2

Carlo — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:41:06 +0000

~~Today I am installing K2, fun fun fun. Check it later~~. You are so behind the times. It’s done already.

Also added caching to the Flickr RSS plugin, now it loads a hell of a lot faster. I’m trying to remember what else is needed from the last theme, meh, regardless, it’s great to see a stable theme in place. Now if only I can actually have the “add” button work on the K2 sidebar modules options page.

I am happy to announce that I can now support the video embeds listed below. Alas, I have deprecated the use of the YouTube category and changed it to “vlogging“.

youtube
google
sevenload
clipfish
myvideo
revver
metacafe
yahoo
myspace
ifilm
brightcove
aniboom

Viacom Orders YouTube to Remove Videos

Carlo — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:17:44 +0000

Viacom Inc. has demanded that Google Inc.’s online video service YouTube pull down all of its video clips after they failed to reach an agreement, the company said. About 100,000 video clips from Viacom-owned properties including MTV Networks and BET has been asked to be removed. More here at Reuters.

Reminds me of my mini beef with YouTube’s DMCA Complaints peeps over the Juggernaut Bitch video :(

Saturday Night Live to the rescue

Carlo — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:00:40 +0000

I don’t blog enough so to make up for my lazyness I thought I would post this because (1) Saturday Night Live rules! and (2) Sprockets is dope and so is Dieter (Mike Myers’ character).

Dropping my ball

Carlo — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 22:56:53 +0000

I don’t know who’s playing in the background. I thought it was Bad Brains but it isn’t. It’s still amazing, my main man Remdizzle doesn’t like it but that’s because it’s not Metallica or Megadeth, he doesn’t have the long whippy hair to back it up but he’s a metalhead of doom.

Tashmaster says: thats daft as hell
Tashmaster says: how do you find this shit?
Tashmaster says: dont tell me i dont wanna know
Carlo says: i dunno. its awesome, youtube is amazin.
Tashmaster says: hahah it is

Marvel Comics deleted my youtube video

Carlo — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:41:10 +0000

MoFo’s! I got an email from YouTube’s DMCA Complaints (copyright_counternotice@youtube.com) stating that:

This is to notify you that we have removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by Marvel Entertainment, Inc. claiming that this material is infringing:
Juggernaut Bitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XOqQApVho

Check the images:

The email.

The page where my video was :(

Marvel Entertainment Inc. are btards! I need permission exclusively from them for a video that they half made.