(Similar to the Chuck Norris Facts)
- Mr T is the only person who can pronounce the exclamation mark.
- Mr T drives on the right side of the road, no matter where in the world.
- Mr T is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
Mr T is not black, the sun is just too afraid to shine on him.- Mr T took Mother Nature from behind, hence the Big Bang.
- Mr T captured all 150 Pokemon. He keeps them in cages in his van.
- Mr T once fell into a pool of lava and nearly drowned.
- Mr T invented fools. Realizing his mistake, he invented pity.
- Mr T doesn’t breath, he pities.
- Chuck Norris round house kicked Mr.T, Chuck got owned “PWND!”
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Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Mr. T can accurately predict pain to the precision of 99.99%.
While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week.
Mr. T isn’t actually scared of planes, he just realizes that his gold is a vital part of the earths gravity.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris are not actually twin brothers.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.