Oh, oh, oh my god – Becky, look at her butt!

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with you and take your picture
My home boys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny

Sir Mix-a-Lot 😀

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

  1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
  6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
  7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  8. Chuck Norris’ blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
  9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
  10. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Don’t fuck with Chuck 😀

Spamming

In case you didn’t know it already, I am a HUGE hater of email spam. It is badass, don’t do it to me or I will use my ninja skills to tear you a new asshole. Word.

This is the most recent spam email title:

“SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3″ INSTANTLY out”

Interesting…

Word!

I don’t want to sit in this lifeless office when I could be home chillin’ and listening to gangsta rap in a ninja suit analysing my end of month affiliate reports…

tired…

I went to bed at like 2am, woke up at 8am. Good call, I need to send a text message. Today is a busy day.

It’s the start of a new month so that means I run the reporting and pay affiliates out at our company (xxxxxxxxxxx.com). I have managed to make this process a lot quicker – every month I seem to get my part of the job done quicker.

I better go send that message and then get my ass to work – lots to do today.

I still code and play MUDs

I am a magician with charisma, luck, dexterity, constitution, strength and wisdon and all stats maxxed. I will call forth a level 100 chain lightning spell to OBLITERATE you if you try to fuck with me.

Damn, my sanctuary spell ran out – now I have to re-cast quickly as I can’t afford to take double damage. Phew, better. hit me baby one more time.

New apartment and broken tooth

I have a new apartment as of, ummm, Halloween. The place is mine on 31st of October, I am stoked to be out of the hotel (Holiday Inn). I had a rad weekend, mostly because of finding my shoebox-sized apartment.

I went to see Cro-Mags (under the name Fearless Vampire Killers) on Saturday night which was fucking awesome, they covered Bad Brains songs (Earl Hudson is cro mags drummer from Bad Brains) and John Joseph was singing, kaboom! Continue reading “New apartment and broken tooth”