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YouTube WTF?!

Carlo — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:37:49 +0000

What the hell is this doing on YouTube? I was searching for Russel Brand’s MTV VMA rant and saw this.

YouTube has pron

Needless to say YouTube removed this video (and the Russel Brand vdeo).

Absolutely John McCain

Carlo — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:19:12 +0000

I don’t know if I want to punch the ugly one, the other ugly one or the other one that isn’t all that ugly but she’s with the ugly one.

Wow, they removed the video. Lame! Nevermind here’s another copy.

This is embarrassing for the families of these women.

“I’m gonna go outside and get myself….
Absolutely John McCain”

Even this dude knows what’s up. Here is another response to the video (my personal favorite).

Michael Bay Vs Uwe Boll

Carlo — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:49:20 +0000

Michael Bay did screw up Transformers I’m sorry. I hope he doesn’t do the same with the sequel… On Michael Bay’s website he was asked if he cared about Boll’s comments and he replied on a thread entitled “Being Called a “Fucking Retard” by Uwe Boll”.

Michael,
We all know that you’ve never been somebody to shy away from saying what you think. I applaud that. Most in Hollywood lack the balls to do that. With that said, I’m curious about your thoughts on and feelings about being called a, quote, “fucking retard” by self-proclaimed filmmaker Uwe Boll.
JamesWalker

This is Michael Bay’s website. What would you expect him to say? Would you expect him to reply and if he cared would he write this?
Re: Being Called a “Fucking Retard” by Uwe Boll
I find people who rant like that – calling shit about both me, and George Clooney – comes from someone screaming because he is not being heard. He is obviously a sad being.
When you ask “do I care”? Not in the slightest.

Human Tetris

Carlo — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:28:14 +0000

I think this is perhaps the best video I’ve seen this week. I know it’s only Tuesday but it’s definitely going to be tough to beat. The music is excellent, make sure you have audio enabled.

Super Size Me in 30 minutes!

Carlo — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:33:43 +0000

Funny video documenting a young lad’s obsession with and destruction of burgers! Here is the entire post, you kinda NEED the entire story too.

American Idol tribute to Paula Abdul

Carlo — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:41:51 +0000

Nuff said.

Music is my hot hot sex

Carlo — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 20:21:00 +0000

The uncut song for the Apple iPod touch advert. “Music is my hot hot sex” by Cansei de Ser Sexy.

edit: someone removed the original video embedded… bastards

Friday’s Video

Carlo — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:56:40 +0000

Edit: I just realized that if you turn the volume up SUPER high you can here some dude talking about the devil and it sounds like Priestly Priest dude is on the phone to some devil worshiping mofo…

Three reasons why you should watch this youtube video:

Parliament Funkadelic playing in the background
Cool hairdo
Crack smoking insanity

Some quotes:

“The devil is a mother fucking liar, so you know I aint worried – BIATCH, stupid bitch, look at that, I’m provoking that, huh, I’m making motherfuckers just hate G-d more, I’m provoking that huh. Ha ha, you god damn devil worshipers you aint got no excuse”

Genius.

Read a book…

Carlo — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:00:33 +0000

Read a book – or at least watch the video about why you should read a book. Wow, read a book got sh*t canned :(

Youtube removed it.

It’s not PC to call a little person a midget

Carlo — Wed, 16 May 2007 05:36:22 +0000

Even though I think I’m guilty of it, I don’t think it’s appropriate. Little people, they are not dwarves or midgets.

I think little people have been well represented in the medi, especially by the ever-loving Rolof family on TLC’s “Little People, Big World”. The Rolof family consists of three little people (mom, dad and one twin) and three regular sized kid, including a regular sized twin. You can see the Rolof family bios here.

There are a lot of talented little people out there. Take mini Britney performing in NYC for example. Then you have mini Michael Jackson, this guy can moonwalk WAY better than the original MJ! As well as this you have my new supehero Weng Weng. You should NEVER forget (or fuck with) Weng Weng. You can see him over there on the left. He truly is a great super hero and he’s WAY better than James Bond.

That’s all, just dropping some knowledge on you about little people. Be nice and don’t call them midgets

Ralph is a unitard

Carlo — Mon, 14 May 2007 00:43:14 +0000

Simpsons, season 18 – episode 7.

weng weng rules

Carlo — Fri, 11 May 2007 17:39:51 +0000

The kid’s got skills but wait, he aint no kid he’s a fully grown 2″9 man! He’s a secret agent man! Go Weng Weng.

Shaking hands is fun

Carlo — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:09:17 +0000

Guitar Hero rules

Carlo — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:53:37 +0000

You have to concentrate so dang hard on this game. It’s just not for me, it’s fun but I can’t handle it. I am amazing at SOCOM but that’s obviously all about one side of the brain. I must be dead on the other because I just can’t play Guitar Hero for the life of me.

Check Engels, note the level of concentration, you’ll have to click to see the video, silly thing slows down my page loading times.

Crazy Mufti

Carlo — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 23:50:44 +0000

This is friday’s video of the day.

Education is freely available online. If you don’t know who or what a “Mufti” is check this, then view this video. How easy is it to be pro-Israel? Easy peazy Lemon Squeezee! Click the following to see more and stop Youtube from slowing down my home page loading!

Ridiculing a Korean Martial Art

Carlo — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:30:48 +0000

I will let the movie do the talking, I don’t need to. I commented on there (as nostatus). This is crazy, you gotta click here to see the video.

Beatboxing into Fridays Video

Carlo — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:03:17 +0000

This is dope AND it’s fridays video :)

How to use an office photocopier

Carlo — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:05:51 +0000

Genius:

Friday video

Carlo — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:24:05 +0000

Why would you do this? The only reason I can think of is for the millions of people that have seen this online who have pee’d themselves laughing then felt really damned sorry for this poor little boy. Really, really … Continue reading →