Top 10 Mr T Facts

(Similar to the Chuck Norris Facts)

  1. Mr T is the only person who can pronounce the exclamation mark.
  2. Mr T drives on the right side of the road, no matter where in the world.
  3. Mr T is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
  4. Mr T is not black, the sun is just too afraid to shine on him.
  5. Mr T took Mother Nature from behind, hence the Big Bang.
  6. Mr T captured all 150 Pokemon. He keeps them in cages in his van.
  7. Mr T once fell into a pool of lava and nearly drowned.
  8. Mr T invented fools. Realizing his mistake, he invented pity.
  9. Mr T doesn’t breath, he pities.
  10. Chuck Norris round house kicked Mr.T, Chuck got owned “PWND!”

I need a replacement for #4, its a bit crap, anyone have any ideas? Which is your favourite?

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One Reply to “Top 10 Mr T Facts”

  1. Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
    Mr. T can accurately predict pain to the precision of 99.99%.
    While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week.
    Mr. T isn’t actually scared of planes, he just realizes that his gold is a vital part of the earths gravity.
    Mr. T and Chuck Norris are not actually twin brothers.
    The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.

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