Jesus is fake

From: Jesus <jesus@jehovah.com>

Subject: Searching for religion

Message Body:

I made a big mistake by getting my mates to claim I was G-d’s son. Some people took me too seriously and now I have a shedload of believers that need convincing I was just pulling a stunt.

Can you set me up with a website so I can inform the masses that I am just a dead guy with holes in my hands and being Jewish is the way to go.

I will pay you with very old shekels my Mum gave me when she did the DNA test proving Joseph was my Dad, he nearly killed her over that prank.

I thought this was funny. Then again, my sense of humor is weird.

Published by Carlo

I'm an online marketing chap for "igaming" companies, which is a cheesy/fancy word for "online gambling". People bet on the internet, just like they buy stuff from Amazon. Shocking I know.

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