Couldnt internet market his way out of a wet paper bag

Pro quotes bro.

D says: he couldnt internet market his way out of a wet paper bag
C says: hahaha.
C says: QUOTE of the day: “he couldnt internet market his way out of a wet paper bag”

Hyper hypo kid

Myke Myers and Nicole Kidman did a skit on Saturday Night Live, way back. Mike Myers sounds Canadian (so says Alyssa, and I agree).

Have I told you all lately that I love Youtube despite daddy G (google) now owning it? I’m not a huge fan of Google these days.

You kicked my dog

“You kicked my dog”, check this out. It is playing above but you need sound/audio turned on, you don’t need to watch the movie, it’s all about the sound file.

Script for You Kicked My Dog

Daughter: Hello.
Kerpal: Hello, is Abtar there?
Daughter: Who?
Kerpal: Abtar.
Daughter: Can I ask who’s speaking please?
Kerpal: This is Kerpal.
Daughter: Who?
Kerpal: Kerpal.
Daughter: OK, one moment please. [Daughter calls Abtar…]

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Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

  1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
  6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
  7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  8. Chuck Norris’ blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
  9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
  10. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

I still code and play MUDs

I am a magician with charisma, luck, dexterity, constitution, strength, and wisdom, and all stats maxed. I will call forth a level 100 chain lightning spell to OBLITERATE you if you try to mess with me.

Damn, my sanctuary spell ran out – now I have to re-cast quickly as I can’t afford to take double damage. Phew, better. hit me, baby, one more time.