I still code and play MUDs

I am a magician with charisma, luck, dexterity, constitution, strength, and wisdom, and all stats maxed. I will call forth a level 100 chain lightning spell to OBLITERATE you if you try to mess with me.

Damn, my sanctuary spell ran out – now I have to re-cast quickly as I can’t afford to take double damage. Phew, better. hit me, baby, one more time.