fermion humour

Why do neutrons have no charge when they order a beer?

A neutrino complained to fair trade about the neutron having no charge for beers. the fair trade unit who were investigating the incident asked if it was true and he said he was positive.

I still code and play MUDs

I am a magician with charisma, luck, dexterity, constitution, strength, and wisdom, and all stats maxed. I will call forth a level 100 chain lightning spell to OBLITERATE you if you try to mess with me.

Damn, my sanctuary spell ran out – now I have to re-cast quickly as I can’t afford to take double damage. Phew, better. hit me, baby, one more time.